my baby lives in shades of blue; blue eyes and jazz and attitude. he lives in california too, he drives a chevy malibu. and when he calls, he calls for me and not for you. he lives for love, he loves his drugs, he loves his baby too. but i can’t fix him, can’t make him better and i can’t do nothing about his strange weather. but you are unfixable, i can’t break through your world cause you live in shades of cool, your heart is unbreakable.
*taking perfect selfies*
somebody put this on a fucking t shirt
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
Going into nominations, Donny definitely broke my trust, but now I feel like a horrible person, my heart is broken, and I feel super bad and I want him to forgive me.
when boys have bleu eyes <3
if cinderella’s shoe was the perfect fit then why the fuck did it fall off in the first place??
when will my reflection show who i truly am inside
Iconic. Victoria was picked up by a crow and taken away. You must watch this.
WHAT EVEN ARE THESE GIRLS
I have found a new display picture.
when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people