my baby lives in shades of blue; blue eyes and jazz and attitude. he lives in california too, he drives a chevy malibu. and when he calls, he calls for me and not for you. he lives for love, he loves his drugs, he loves his baby too. but i can’t fix him, can’t make him better and i can’t do nothing about his strange weather. but you are unfixable, i can’t break through your world cause you live in shades of cool, your heart is unbreakable.

servinjesus:

*taking perfect selfies*

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the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

Going into nominations, Donny definitely broke my trust, but now I feel like a horrible person, my heart is broken, and I feel super bad and I want him to forgive me.

thebootydiaries:

when boys have bleu eyes <3

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exttragum:

if cinderella’s shoe was the perfect fit then why the fuck did it fall off in the first place??

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

obsessedwithbb:

Iconic. Victoria was picked up by a crow and taken away. You must watch this.

Zach Rance - Young and Beautiful - Single
41,611 plays

leaked studio version

thetomska:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

beben-eleben:

Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces

WHAT EVEN ARE THESE GIRLS

I have found a new display picture.

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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